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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 11-12-2005, 08:01 AM Thread Starter
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New Computer Viruses

The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep
looking for viruses of mass destruction.

The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of
the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on
screen.

The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive
with NO memory

The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep
counting and re-counting

The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an
old floppy

The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your
computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus -Terminates some
files, leaves, but will be back

The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes

The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive
shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize
around 350 GB

The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be
inserted

The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but
your processor doesn't care

The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive
into a 3.5 inch floppy ... then discards it through
windows

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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 11-12-2005, 08:10 AM
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 11-12-2005, 08:47 AM
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later!!
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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 11-12-2005, 02:13 PM
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