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post #1 of 20 (permalink) Old 11-17-2005, 12:10 PM Thread Starter
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Funny Joke.....


Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?





















A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

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post #2 of 20 (permalink) Old 11-17-2005, 12:15 PM
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I dont understand that joke............

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Seriously?
 
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Awesome !

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Old bikes RULE! RIDE ONE!
 
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If you have to beg, you're doing something wrong.

"For John came neither eating nor drinking, and they say, 'He has a demon.' The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and they say, 'Here is a glutton and a drunkard..."

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I want some cake!
 
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.....meaning I never had to beg. Might be because I'm a giver to the ladies.

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I love how some of you guys are pretending that this doesn't happen to you.... C'mon.... whatever it takes to make you feel better I guess!

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Nope, never happens to me, no sirree

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I love how some of you guys are pretending that this doesn't happen to you.... C'mon.... whatever it takes to make you feel better I guess!
Do you really think I would still be married after 14 years if it werent the case? C'Mon

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Old bikes RULE! RIDE ONE!
 
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I love how some of you guys are pretending that this doesn't happen to you.... C'mon.... whatever it takes to make you feel better I guess!
Not my wife, she's loaded. I'm the one who's broke!

"For John came neither eating nor drinking, and they say, 'He has a demon.' The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and they say, 'Here is a glutton and a drunkard..."

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CLSB's Florida Chapter.
 
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if you do it right..she'd be the one beggin you for something..

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Ride Red, DO WORK SON!!
 
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I aint to proud too beg!!!

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I love how some of you guys are pretending that this doesn't happen to you.... C'mon.... whatever it takes to make you feel better I guess!

Maybe you just get the desprate men that have to beg for it.
post #14 of 20 (permalink) Old 11-17-2005, 06:54 PM Thread Starter
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Maybe you just get the desprate men that have to beg for it.
It's a joke... damnit.... plus... I love c*ck!

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If you have to beg, you're doing something wrong.
Or she isn't doing something right...

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Great Quote - One would think that the Secret Service was smart enough to get serviced secretly.

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post #16 of 20 (permalink) Old 11-17-2005, 09:14 PM
freaking newbies, man there slow, ha ha ha
 
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.... plus... I love c*ck!
How you doin'?
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post #17 of 20 (permalink) Old 11-17-2005, 10:17 PM
i need a new bike, this one is trashed
 
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so does vivid not touch your c*ck enough?
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Puuhhhllleeeeaaazzzzzeeeee

I think those that have had to beg aren't going to post in this thread about it.

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post #19 of 20 (permalink) Old 11-18-2005, 11:12 AM
Asphalt tastes bad, kids.
 
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I think those that have had to beg aren't going to post in this thread about it.
Too busy begging.

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post #20 of 20 (permalink) Old 11-18-2005, 11:35 AM
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I'll admit it, I have to beg or get her really drunk. She did say I could find someone else to that so she doesn't have to, but I'm not sure if she was serious.

I didn't have to beg before we got married. After we got married I had to do a little begging, then after the kids, it's the above.

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