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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 11-17-2005, 03:50 PM Thread Starter
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Are You Ready For The Mental Asylum??

During a surprise visit to check on the administration
at the area's mental asylum, a local politician asked
the director, "What is your criteria that determines a
patient should be institutionalized?"

"Well, "said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then
we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the
patient and ask him/her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the local official. "A normal
person would use the bucket because it's bigger than
the spoon or the teacup."

"No," said the director," a normal person would pull
the plug. Do you want a room with or without a view?"

Ask me ill tell you...........anything I wanna hear

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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 11-18-2005, 11:09 AM
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