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Work vs. Prison
Work vs. Prison

IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK.... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for
yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside
bars.

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers
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No soap comment but still very true and funny list of "facts".
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In Prison...... you get fucked in the ass by a black dude named Leroy who tries to kiss you 1st

At Work...... you get fucked in the ass by a guy named "Uncle Sam", he gives it to you with no lube
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Oh ya, and for those that may be offended that I used the black dude in my example please feel free to use any of the following in it's replacement.......


Spanish Guy named Raul
Jew named Goldstein
Asian lamed Chung
Whitey named Bob
French guy named Pierre
Polish guy named "Ski'
German named Adolf

shall I continue??
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Oh ya, and for those that may be offended that I used the black dude in my example please feel free to use any of the following in it's replacement.......


Spanish Guy named Raul
Jew named Goldstein
Asian lamed Chung
Whitey named Bob
French guy named Pierre
Polish guy named "Ski'
German named Adolf

shall I continue??
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Oh ya, and for those that may be offended that I used the black dude in my example please feel free to use any of the following in it's replacement.......


Spanish Guy named Raul
Jew named Goldstein
Asian lamed Chung
Whitey named Bob
French guy named Pierre
Polish guy named "Ski'
German named Adolf

shall I continue??


You left out the White guy named LeRoy! Not all of them are Black.
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You left out the White guy named LeRoy! Not all of them are Black.

Na, If I play the percentages you will get a red neck named "Earl" or "Buba" b4 you get one named Leroy.

I'm a professional hater......... I monitor these kind of statistics!
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well you better hope that if you go to prison you get the asian....
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well you better hope that if you go to prison you get the asian....

Don't worry about me. i got my ass covered!
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Working in a cubicle is prison
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no, sharing a pink cubicle with a mouse is prison
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