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post #1 of 17 (permalink) Old 11-23-2005, 08:35 PM Thread Starter
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post #2 of 17 (permalink) Old 11-23-2005, 08:39 PM
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LOL/.... fuck yeah i would if he is watching.. he must like porn too!

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Almost all the video places much south of Springfield have stuff like that. pR0n shop ad, then 3 religious ads to make ya feel guilty.

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post #4 of 17 (permalink) Old 11-24-2005, 01:55 AM
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Fate, it seems, is not without Irony

Interesting. I know most might disagree but I bet the Jesus sign works.

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That's awesome!

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Interesting. I know most might disagree but I bet the Jesus sign works.

The only thing that sign would work at is making me wonder,


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post #8 of 17 (permalink) Old 11-25-2005, 08:21 AM
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The only thing that sign would work at is making me wonder,


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post #9 of 17 (permalink) Old 11-25-2005, 08:44 AM
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Interesting. I know most might disagree but I bet the Jesus sign works.

I'm sure it does work for many would-be patrons. Wouldn't stop me, though. I gotta get my Aria fix.

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post #10 of 17 (permalink) Old 11-25-2005, 09:27 AM
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Wouldn't stop me. I am not a huge religious person but didn't he help a prostitute from being stoned. Said something like "may the first person without sin cast the first stone"

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post #11 of 17 (permalink) Old 11-25-2005, 09:59 AM
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Wouldn't stop me. I am not a huge religious person but didn't he help a prostitute from being stoned. Said something like "may the first person without sin cast the first stone"
I had no idea you were such a bible thumper.
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Wouldn't stop me. I am not a huge religious person but didn't he help a prostitute from being stoned. Said something like "may the first person without sin cast the first stone"

What he said was " I got 3 silver coins, what will that get me?"
Get it right dude

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post #13 of 17 (permalink) Old 11-25-2005, 11:59 AM
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What he said was " I got 3 silver coins, what will that get me?"
Get it right dude

you mean it wasn't;
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post #14 of 17 (permalink) Old 11-25-2005, 01:32 PM
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Looks like and old Pizza Hut building and No It wouldnt stop me.. May even make me stop even more since it would seem that some bible thumpers paid for the sign to deter going there or trying to shut them down....

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post #15 of 17 (permalink) Old 11-25-2005, 01:39 PM
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Wouldn't stop me. I am not a huge religious person but didn't he help a prostitute from being stoned. Said something like "may the first person without sin cast the first stone"
That doesn't mean He did it because prostitution was okay. I think it's fair to say that it was prevented because everyone sins, though we should strive not to sin.

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post #16 of 17 (permalink) Old 11-26-2005, 06:07 PM
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Wouldn't stop me. I am not a huge religious person but didn't he help a prostitute from being stoned. Said something like "may the first person without sin cast the first stone"
Howl does that story and someone trying to make you feel guilty about getting porn relate?

That's like saying hey, weed is good for you, it's from the earth.

Yeah, so is mud but I won't be baking any mudpies either.

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post #17 of 17 (permalink) Old 11-27-2005, 09:57 PM
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Why not? Jesus is watching you, and so probably is the old man who owns the place.
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