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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-25-2005, 06:39 PM Thread Starter
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condom 3,6,12 packs

Did a search came up with nothing, hope it isnt a repost....


A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.

Men use them to have safe sex.""Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package? " The dad replies,"Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy.

He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack!

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....etc."

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-25-2005, 06:52 PM
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-25-2005, 06:59 PM
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Talking back when i was married.....

back when I was married I had plenty of sex with my girlfriend.

you don't know when, you don't know where, but you will know why.

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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-26-2005, 12:53 PM
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Must be someone elses marriage...

Yup

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hahahaha, nice try. Everyone knows men age like wine and women age like milk. It's a scientific fact!!
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back when I was married I had plenty of sex with my girlfriend.

Good one!

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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