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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 11-29-2005, 09:09 AM Thread Starter
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It is obvious that each human considers him or herself the king of beasts and the lord of nature. Each man in his turn considers himself the sexiest creature on Earth. If only people knew about sexual deeds of the animals they would restrain their ardor.

The first to start with will be rabbits, of course. For some mysterious reason they are considered the symbol of sexual unrestraint and male power. In this case, however, their fascinating reproductive abilities should be mentioned: rabbits are able to bring forth up to six times a year. Scientists claim that if no measures were taken in 90 years there will already be one rabbit for every square meter.

Nevertheless there are animals that can compete with rabbits. These are lemmings. A female lemming is able to get pregnant after only two weeks after bearing. Pregnancy lasts for only two weeks. One of the lemming couples produced eight litters in 167 days. Sadly enough, a male died afterwards.

As far as female rabbits are concerned they have a curious physiological peculiarity: they usually have more embryos than babies afterwards. Some of the embryos are simply dissolved.

But let’s get back to sexual heroes of the animal world. Male kangaroo is able to have sex five times a day. Man can outdo them. Not all of them, though. Still there is an animal that can outdo a man. It is a true king of the beasts – a lion. A male lion held a record of 86 sexual intercourses in 24 hours.

Even ladybirds can be called sex-machines. Some scientists claim that they have sex more often than any other living creature on our planet. They do it every day for nine hours. It is said that ladybirds even have orgasm and moreover in their case it lasts 1,5 hours and can be repeated three times one after another.

Mosquitoes’ sex lasts only two seconds whereas sables can do it for up to eight hours non-stop.

If we try to evaluate male’s power according to the number of ejaculations than the first prize will go to a hamster that ejaculates up to 50 times an hour.
Still, another criterion that is important is, of course, the size. African bug has a tiny penis but it is two thirds of the size of its body. It can be compared with a man having 120-centimetere penis.

As far as females are concerned, according to biologists 70 percent of the female species prefer polygamy.

Some of sexual preferences in the animal world are strange or even creepy. A female mantis, for instance, eats a male right after or even during coitus.
Male octopus leaves his genital organ in a female’s body. Then it grows again. Scientists sometimes find several of such “presents” in the bodies of female octopuses.

Disgusting slugs will seem to you even more disgusting when you find out how they reproduce kind. These creatures have both male and female genitals. When they encounter they try to bite off each other’s penis. The one that loses it becomes…a mother or a female.

Now you should be proud of being a human, eh?

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Disgusting slugs will seem to you even more disgusting when you find out how they reproduce kind. These creatures have both male and female genitals. When they encounter they try to bite off each other’s penis. The one that loses it becomes…a mother or a female.
Gee, that sounds like a fun game!!!
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Mosquitoes’ sex lasts only two seconds whereas sables can do it for up to eight hours non-stop.
I guess I resemble a mosquitoe!
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Mosquitoes’ sex lasts only two seconds
They can last that long. Wow!!!

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A female mantis, for instance, eats a male right after or even during coitus.
Wouldn't you think that word would get around to other males? Did you hear what happen to Bob last night.

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I can picture 2 of them fighting it out saying
"You're my Bitch", No, "You're my Bitch"

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Male rabbit falls unconcious after sex. Thats what I call an orgazam!

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I have a pair of rabbits, they make bunny love non-stop (both are fixed). Neither of them fall asleep afterwards... but she always has this "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT???" look on her face.

It's really wierd when they watch you while they're doing it.
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Gee, that sounds like a fun game!!!
That sounds like Cartman's mom.

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Think about this, a hamster may have 50 in an hour, but you gotta give it to the guy, he's got the stamina to keep going, one after another!

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question?????

Do any of you guys know if, in any of those other species, when the male busts his nut, and they both lay there afterwards. The male starts to fall peacefully asleep then the females want to talk? WTF???


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Is the square foot and the inch so dead that they no longer apply to sex, even when the discussion allegedly starts in the US on a Chicago BB? This post was cribbed from an overseas BB, probably one related to supporting child molestation.

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