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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-30-2005, 06:59 AM Thread Starter
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The wife comes home too soon

The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master
bedroom making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady!

"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this house, I want a divorce!" The husband replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened".

"Hmm, I don't know, well it'll be the last thing I will hear from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful bastard!"

The husband begins to tell his story. . . "While driving home this young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days. With great compassion and sympathy, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'd gain weight; the poor thing, practically devoured them. Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower.

While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will not wear just to aggravate my sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."

The husband continues his story. . . .. ..

"The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door. When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asks me:

"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?"

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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-30-2005, 07:10 AM
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ROFL!! That was classic, thanks.

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Definitelly a classic, I posted that on CRR a few days ago, lol.

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