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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 01-06-2003, 12:08 PM Thread Starter
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Who Says Men Aren't Sensitive

Who Says Men Aren't Sensitive


A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they
end up leaving together.

They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment,
she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly
teddy bears.

Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the
floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.
The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.

She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's
clothes off and make hot steamy love.
After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are
lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"


The guy says:

"Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf"

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I resurrect thee!
Wierd, this post was made when i was in 8th grade...seems like forever ago

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I resurrect thee!
Wierd, this post was made when i was in 8th grade...seems like forever ago
lol I want to see what kind of age discussion this is going to stir up ...
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Damn, talk about an old thread. I was still in the Army when this one started.

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This thread was pretty dusty

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pretty much oldest you can get when searching from the beginning of time itself

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