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Rules of Drunk Dialing

Rules of Drunk Dialing:



1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement.



2.It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.



3.If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you"



4.Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred.

Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something.



5.Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come.



6.Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober.



7.It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night.



8.You can also call this same ex and let her know, that you know, that she still loves you. Then explain to her that I would still love me too!



9.If you are a frequent dialer, never get mad if someone dials you. Be happy they thought of you in this special time.



10.It is always a good idea to sing on someone's answering machine or voicemail. Especially a show tune.



11.Drunk dialing should be fun and light hearted or dirty and sex crazed... Never angry.



12.Most likely you will never drunk dial your best friends. They are usually the ones taking your phone away and reminding you that "you have a problem".



13.If you deleted a number sober, it was probably for a good reason. Do not try to retrieve this number. Nothing good can come from it.



14.Always call someone you know. Finding random numbers in phone books is bad and usually leads to angry dialing.



15.If your cell phone dies, remember everything happens for a reason. Never borrow a friend's phone to do your dialing.



16. Drunk dialing to foreign country is usually too costly to be a good idea. But if feel like if you don't call this person you'll just die, brake rule 15 and use a friend's phone.



17.Drunk dialing may lead to drunk muffin stuffing....

Be prepared.



18.When dialing remember that "hanging out" at 3 in the A.M. usually doesn't involve cards it's probably going to be more like cheap lube and handcuffs. So be prepared when you really do want to play X-box when your drunk..... "you want me to do what with your box? Play with it?"



19.Don't drunk dial in the pool, tub, or rainstorm. It only ends up with you blow drying your phone when your far to drunk to be using electronics and you wont be able to drunk dial anymore that night.



20.Never , I repeat, never drunk dial your boss, preacher-grandpa, or friend's parents. If you are that hard up to call someone, there is an 800 number on Budweiser boxes. The person on the other line always sounds cute, plus I think they are used to drunk dialers

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I am a veteran drunk dialer!! The VM one is sooo true!

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I've done the texting once...........it was quite interesting seeing what I wrote the next day!
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I am a veteran drunk dialer!! The VM one is sooo true!

Oh Yeah But I do it too. I think the record was 47 missed calls

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Oh Yeah But I do it too. I think the record was 47 missed calls
I personally liked the drunk texting I did @ RA......Was anything ever said about that???? I tried VERY VERY hard not to spell anything wrong!!

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Oh Yeah But I do it too. I think the record was 47 missed calls
wow.. no i'm not mad.. i'm impressed.

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Im calling the number on the budweiser box next time im shitfaced at 5 AM
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