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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 06-16-2006, 02:18 PM Thread Starter
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Had to share......

So I am talking with a guy that works for me, and we get on the subject of banks and drive-ups (Dont ask me how) Well, anyway he tells me how he was behind a lady once, the bank was doing an addition, so there were various phases of construction not yet completed. She grabs the container for the vacuum tube, signs her checks or fills out the slip or whatever, then procedes to drop it in a pipe with an open top (not the vacuum unit) he sits for about 30 seconds laughing his ass off, then finally goes up to her window to tell her what she did. The pipe she dropped it in was cemented into the ground to prevent cars from hitting the tube kiosk!

She musta been a blonde!

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post #2 of 13 (permalink) Old 06-16-2006, 02:19 PM
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She musta been a blonde!
HEY!!!!! That's not nice!

She was just a Naperville Soccer Mom!

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HEY!!!!! That's not nice!

She was just a Naperville Soccer Mom!
Yup.. 'pipe' overload.

Correction:

Used to grabbing any ole pipe around

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post #5 of 13 (permalink) Old 06-16-2006, 02:21 PM
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HEY!!!!! That's not nice!

She was just a Naperville Soccer Mom!
Happened in Minnesota.

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post #7 of 13 (permalink) Old 06-16-2006, 02:23 PM
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So I am talking with a guy that works for me, and we get on the subject of banks and drive-ups (Dont ask me how)!
How?

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post #10 of 13 (permalink) Old 06-16-2006, 02:29 PM
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post #11 of 13 (permalink) Old 06-16-2006, 02:51 PM Thread Starter
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I really dont appreciate the "MOM" jokes, I havent talked to my "MOM" for years.

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post #12 of 13 (permalink) Old 06-16-2006, 02:52 PM Thread Starter
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You need to start hanging around funnier people.
Damn! Tough crowd, tough crowd.

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post #13 of 13 (permalink) Old 06-16-2006, 02:53 PM
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You need to start hanging around funnier people.
More Funny, Patrick. More Funny. You're better than that kid.

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