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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 06-22-2006, 04:02 PM Thread Starter
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Off to see the wizard

We ' re Off to See the Wizard!

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a
tornado .
and off they whirled to the land of OZ.



They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to
find the Great Wizard.



" What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of
Oz?"



Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
"I've come for some courage."



" No Problem! said the Wizard. Who ' s next?"

Richard Nixon stepped forward,
"Well, I think I need a heart."






"Done! says the Wizard.
Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"



Up stepped Dubya and said,
"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."

"No problem! said the Wizard.
Consider it done."

Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
But he doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,





"Well, what do you want?"



"IS DOROTHY HERE?"




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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 06-22-2006, 04:04 PM
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