Business conditions forced a manager to get rid of
one of his staff. He narrowed it down to one of
two people, Debra or Jack. They were both equally
qualified and both did excellent work so he
decided that in the morning whichever one used the
water cooler first, would have to go.
Debra came in the next morning, hung-over after
partying all night. She went to the cooler to get
some water to take an aspirin and the manager
approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done
this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
Debra replied, "Could you jack off? I feel like