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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 06-28-2006, 12:07 PM Thread Starter
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> One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers
> did for a living. All the typical answers came up--fireman, mechanic,
> businessman, salesman, insurance man, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
>
> But little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
> teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an
> exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front
> of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the
> offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and make love with
> him for money."
>
> The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
> other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin
> aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
>
> "No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee
> and is helping to secure the nomination of Hillary Clinton, but I was
> too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

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