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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 07-05-2006, 11:41 AM Thread Starter
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Titanic and My Life

Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One smart-ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic:..... $29.99

Clinton:..... $29.99


Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read

Clinton:..... Over 3 hours to read


Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Clinton:..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.

Clinton:..... Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic:..... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.

Clinton:..... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.

Clinton:..... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.

Clinton:..... Let's not go there.

Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.

Clinton:..... Monica's forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.

Clinton:..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.

Clinton:..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.

Clinton:..... Bill goes home to Hilary-basically the same thing.

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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 07-05-2006, 11:58 AM
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and 3 hours to read my ass. it would take me weeks
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There is nothing firm, nothing balanced, nothing durable in all the universe. Nothing remains in its original state, each day, each hour, each moment, there is change. Change is the essence of life. Embrace change as you do life. To fight change is to live in the past.
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post #5 of 7 (permalink) Old 07-06-2006, 01:31 PM
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that is funny shit... even better he got an A+ on the paper!

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post #6 of 7 (permalink) Old 07-06-2006, 01:58 PM Thread Starter
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My fav:

Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.

Clinton:..... Let's not go there.

Jenna Jameson always says "don't use lube, use spit."

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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 07-06-2006, 02:14 PM
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