A woman hears her husband cussing up a storm from behind the bathroom door.
She knocks and asks, " Honey, what is it? "
Her husband emerges from the bathroom and says, " The doctor prescribed suppositories for this stomach problem I've been having and no matter what I do, I just can't the little sucker up my ass. Even the doctor had to shove the first one in to show me how it was done, and I tell you it took him forever to it up there and it hurt! "
" Poor baby, " says the wife. " You were probably nervous and tense and he probably wasn't very gentle with you. Here, let me give you the suppository, I don't mind. "Still grumbling, the husband bends over. His wife puts her left hand on his shoulder to brace him and with right right hand, quickly and easily slips the pill up her husband's rear end.
The husband lets out a bloodcurdling scream." My god, " says the wife. " What happened? Did I hurt you? "
" No! " cries the man. ! " But I just realized that when the doctor did it, he had both his hands on my shoulders. "