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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 07-07-2006, 10:54 AM Thread Starter
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Testicles Black?

Prolly a re-post but still funny~

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
wearing an oxygen
mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated
from a difficult,
four hour, surgical procedure. A young, student nurse
appears to give
him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my
testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know,
Sir, I'm only here
to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles
black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry
about his testicles,
she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls
back the
covers.

She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and
his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them
around.

Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's
nothing wrong with
them, Sir."

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and
says very
slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but,
listen very, very closely......

A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?

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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 07-07-2006, 10:58 AM
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Not bad.....
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