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Wow....This doesn't look good for Budweiser! Who the hell would have time to make a sign that looked real like this, and then have the equipment to put it up?!?!

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There is *no way* that Budweiser did this..... they would nave to be nuts !


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There is *no way* that Budweiser did this..... they would nave to be nuts !


it's a prank.


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Yea, I 'm not saying budweiser did this, I was just saying it might look bad on them, because not everyone knows the story.

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I always pegged Jesus as more of a Michelob kind of guy.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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I am thinking this could bring up the argument for O'Doul's.

Was the wine fermented or not at the wedding?

(For those of you who may not know, Jesus' first miracle was making wine at a wedding)

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That is some funny shit, fake or not. Think Jesus was more of a Wine-o though

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I always pegged Jesus as more of a Michelob kind of guy.
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I always pegged Jesus as more of a Michelob kind of guy.
Sam Adams. Jesus would definitely go for Sam Adams.

"For John came neither eating nor drinking, and they say, 'He has a demon.' The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and they say, 'Here is a glutton and a drunkard..."

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That is some funny shit, fake or not. Think Jesus was more of a Wine-o though

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That's only because the beer was in Egypt. He wasn't making that road trip.

"For John came neither eating nor drinking, and they say, 'He has a demon.' The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and they say, 'Here is a glutton and a drunkard..."

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That's only because the beer was in Egypt. He wasn't making that road trip.
Why not do the road trip, the dude didn't work and bummed room and board from strangers all the time.

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Sam Adams. Jesus would definitely go for Sam Adams.

I'll have the Samuel Jackson.

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Wow. Some people have absolutely no fear of God.

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Wow. Some people have absolutely no fear of God.
Even he has a sense of humor - Just look at me - Nuff said

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You're probably going to need more than that.

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Why not do the road trip, the dude didn't work and bummed room and board from strangers all the time.

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Ministry is a tough profession, as well as a tough band, and you definitely don't get rich in that line of work but, you can't beat the long term benefits!

"For John came neither eating nor drinking, and they say, 'He has a demon.' The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and they say, 'Here is a glutton and a drunkard..."

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You could always go the other way I suppose


I bet that stuff will smoke ya!

"For John came neither eating nor drinking, and they say, 'He has a demon.' The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and they say, 'Here is a glutton and a drunkard..."

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