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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-12-2006, 03:25 PM Thread Starter
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Home Depot Scam Warning!

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Subject: Home Depot scam warning!

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you!


Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts; it is impossible not to look.


When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say"No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot; you agree and they get in the back seat.


On the way, they start having sex with each other.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.


I had my wallet stolen on June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just Yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.


Again - please beware!!
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-12-2006, 04:01 PM
 
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Got this in the email:
Just like this one!

https://www.chicagolandsportbikes.com...highlight=scam
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Damn . And I honestly searched for "Home Depot Scam" before posting.
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God this is happening to everyone. There are a shit load of reposts! Why cant I find these girls!!!

Even heroes know when to be scared.
..As I shifted into 6th, I forgot every f'in thing she said..
Im a fuel injected suicide machine!
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I'd let him pee in my butt
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