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Three things to think about

1. COWS
2. THE CONSTITUTION
3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS


1. COWS
Does anyone find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in
Canada almost three years ago right to the stall where she sleeps in the
state of Washington?
Then, they can track her calves to their stalls.
But, they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our
country.
Maybe we should give them all a cow.


2.THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just
give them ours?
It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years
and we're not using it anymore.

3.THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse...
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal,""Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and
"Thou Shall Not Lie"
in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians.
It creates a hostile work environment.

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