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post #1 of 24 (permalink) Old 07-15-2006, 11:35 PM Thread Starter
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How sex starts.....

...a hug leads to a kiss

...a kiss leads 2 makeout

...a makeout leads 2 finger

...a finger leads to a hand

...a hand leads to a lick

...a lick leads to a suck

...a suck leads 2 a fuck.

So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cuz sex is like math.

...u add the bed

...subtract the clothes

...divide the legs

...leave your solution

...and pray you dont multiply!

if it feels good....DO IT!!!
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PM Whiteseatenvy.

if it feels good....DO IT!!!
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I just realized you're female...nevermind.
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I just realized you're female...nevermind.
I won't ask...lol

if it feels good....DO IT!!!
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I kid I kid.


ahhhhhh boredom.
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Yeah, he's kidding. We all know WSE is already PMing you.
lmao

if it feels good....DO IT!!!
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post #10 of 24 (permalink) Old 07-16-2006, 12:41 AM Thread Starter
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ahhhhhh boredom.[/QUOTE]

no kidding we're here on a sat night

if it feels good....DO IT!!!
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losers
aww don't be so hard on yourself.....

if it feels good....DO IT!!!
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nah it's pretty limp right now.
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nah it's pretty limp right now.
I'll leave that one alone lol

if it feels good....DO IT!!!
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ANnnnnnnnd i'm spent. k bye.
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HOw sex leads to what?? ahhhhh we are on heeeeeere after we're drunk

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Paging Gixx to the drunk thread.. Gixx, please report to the drunk thread.
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i thought we aewr alaredy there
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WSE you're such a pimp. If only blueeyes knew...

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lol

wSE does not PM the lady members of the board. The lady members of the board stalk my ass letting passion be their guide.
ha there's no conceit in your family.......cause you have it all

if it feels good....DO IT!!!
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this is funny shit!

Bikes can be replaced...people can't...ride safe!!
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Sex is like math... you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply!
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