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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 07-17-2006, 03:02 PM Thread Starter
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"710"

Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer. A blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. They all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

To see what a 710 is, click on this: http://mademelaugh.com/gfx/710.jpg

What were you thinking??? You can't catch me!
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 07-17-2006, 03:29 PM
So long San Diego :(
 
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Heard/seen it before, but none-the-less, still funny. (I'm sure it's happened before too!)

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