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Reverend John Fluff

The Reverend John Fluff was the pastor of a small
> town. One day, as he was
> walking down the street, he noticed a young lady of
> his congregation sitting
> in a pub drinking beer. The Reverend wasn't happy.He
> walked through the open
> door of the pub and sat down next to the woman.
>
> "Miss Fitzgerald", he said sternly. "This is no
> place for a member of my
> congregation. Why don't you let me take you home?"
>
> "Sure", she said with a slur, obviously very drunk.
> When Miss Fitzgerald stood up from the bar she began
> to weave back and
> forth. The Reverend Fluff realized that she'd had
> far too much to drink and
> grabbed her arms to steady her. When he did, they
> both lost their balance
> and
> they tumbled to the floor. After rolling around for
> a few moments, the
> Reverend Fluff wound up on top of Miss Fitzgerald,
> her skirt hiked up to her
> waist. The pub owner looked over and said,
>
> "Aye mate, we won't have any of that carrying on in
> this pub." The Reverend
> looked up at the pub owner and said,
>
> "But you don't understand, I'm Pastor Fluff." The
> pub owner nodded and said,
> "Oh well, if you're that far in, you might as well
> finish.

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She needs to weed wack that shit!
NAIR THE FURB!!!!!!!!!!!

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