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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 07-18-2006, 04:05 PM Thread Starter
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Talking So there are 5 Surgeons ...

Five surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate on.


*The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating
table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds. "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says. "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in
alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers ...
those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, "You're all
wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart,
no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."

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