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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 01-17-2003, 01:43 PM Thread Starter
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A funny one...

A dad walks into a market with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds her newspaper and places it on the counter. Then she gets up from her seat and makes her way, non hurriedly, across the market.

Reaching the boy, the woman pulls the boy's pants down, carefully takes hold of his testicles, and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever more firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her profusely, saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before. It was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

"No," she says, "divorce attorney."

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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 01-17-2003, 01:47 PM
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I DONT GET IT.
BUT DO YOU THINK SHE CAN HELP ME GET MY DRIVERS LICENSE BACK?
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Quote:
Originally posted by TURBO-F4
I DONT GET IT.
BUT DO YOU THINK SHE CAN HELP ME GET MY DRIVERS LICENSE BACK?
You can't be serious?

Basically... grab him by the balls until he caughs up money.
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But, she gave back the quarter.
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post #8 of 10 (permalink) Old 01-17-2003, 03:39 PM
freaking newbies, man there slow, ha ha ha
 
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Funny... but LABDOB is right...the story is flawed... she would have kept the quarter.
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You can't be serious?

Basically... grab him by the balls until he caughs up money.
Meggy,

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post #10 of 10 (permalink) Old 01-19-2003, 05:13 PM
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I DONT GET IT.
BUT DO YOU THINK SHE CAN HELP ME GET MY DRIVERS LICENSE BACK?
She has a better chance than the guy that you are dealing with.....she probably has more to "bargain with"

If you knew you could not fail, what would you attempt?

The difference between first and second place is DESIRE.

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
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