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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-20-2006, 08:12 AM Thread Starter
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The Cheating Husband

A married man was visiting his girlfriend one day, when she requested that
> he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love
> to
> see your handsome face."
>> >
> James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it. She
> would kill me!"
>> >
> "Oh, please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice.
>> >
> "Oh really, I can't," he replied. "She loves it."
>> >
> The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighed and finally gave in. That
> night, James crawled into bed with his wife while she was sleeping. The
> wife
> woke up and sleepily felt his face and said "Oh, Michael, you shouldn't be
> here. My husband will be home soon."

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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-20-2006, 08:13 AM
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later!!
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-20-2006, 09:57 AM
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