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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 07-25-2006, 08:15 AM Thread Starter
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Florida State Trooper

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible
out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing,"
he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in
his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights
flashing and siren blaring.
He floored it to 100mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought,
"What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the
Trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the
Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes.
Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never
heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off
with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," replied the Trooper.

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 07-25-2006, 08:17 AM
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 07-25-2006, 08:45 AM
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Pretty qiuck response from the geezer!

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Great Quote - One would think that the Secret Service was smart enough to get serviced secretly.

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hahhhahah

If you are flammable and have legs... you are NEVER blocking a fire exit. - Mitch Hedberg

there is a time and a place for speed... and it is not on the highway with heavy traffic

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Me: Where else would i put it?
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