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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 01-19-2003, 08:34 PM Thread Starter
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Tongue Tied

And in last place for this month's politically correct joke...

A tongue-tied man goes into a nut shop, and the first thing he notices is that the guy behind the counter has the largest nose he's ever seen in his life. The tongue-tied guy quickly turns his attention to the merchandise, and asks, "Ess-tues me ser?"

"Yes, sir," replied the clerk.

"Tould you tale me how mutsh your pisstasheos arr?"

"Pistachios? They're six dollars a pound."

"SSit!" the tongue-tied guy goes back to browsing, and then asks, "Welp, how mutsh arr your aahhmons?"

"Almonds? They're seven fifty a pound."

"SSIT! Tas pensive," replied the tongue-tied man. "Welp, how bout your pikanns?"

"Pecans? They're on sale today. They're only four fifty a pound."

"Welp, Ssit. Just div me a pound of dose dhen."

"Alright then," says the clerk, and begins bagging up a pound of pecans.

Then, the tongue-tied guy says to the clerk, "Sirr, I just wana tay tank you fo not maken phun of de way I talk, cauz I tan't hep it."

The clerk replies with a smile. "Oh sir, you don't have to thank me for that. I don't make fun of anybody, for anything! I don't know if you noticed, or not, but I have a rather large nose."

The tongue-tied guy replies, "Oh, is dat your noze? I tought dat wuz your penis since your nutz arr so damn high."

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Too funny Kim It would take me an hour to type that out

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