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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 07-29-2006, 03:48 AM Thread Starter
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laid off in kentucky...

Billy Bob and Rufus worked together in a Kentucky clothing factory and were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office.

When asked his occupation Billy Bob said "panty stitcher...I sew elastic into ladies cotton panties". The clerk looked up; "panty stitcher" and put down it was listed as unskilled labor then put him down for $300 a week unemployment pay.
She asked Rufis his occupation and he sai "diesel fitter", which was listed as skilled labor, so she put him down for $600 a week unemployment pay.

When Billy Bob found out he was furious! He stormed back in the office to find out why Rufus got twice the money. The clerk explained..."panty stitchers" are unskilled and "diesel fitters" are skilled labor.

"What skill?" yelled Billy Bob. I sew the elastic into the panties and Rufus puts them over his head and says, "diesel fitter"!!

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