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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 08-02-2006, 04:30 PM Thread Starter
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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him
sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He
appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as
he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps into the room,
"Why are you down here at this time of night?".

The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when
we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.

"Yes I do" she replies.

The husband paused. The words were not coming easily.

Do you remember when your father, the cop, caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"

"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continued, "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my
face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail
for 20 years?"

"I remember that too", she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said... "I would have gotten
out today."
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 08-02-2006, 04:44 PM
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