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a couple motorcycle jokes..

QUESTION: What do you call a 16 year old kid on a fast sport bike?

ANSWER: An organ donor.


You know your a biker when...

all your cars and trucks are parked outside because the garage is full
of bikes and parts.

you think woman are turned on by the sound of a bike starting.

you have a collection of air filters (10) but only one fits your current
bike.

every shirt you own is cotton with something written on it.

you think that dressing up means puttihg on a brand new t-shirt and
jeans.

all your pants are stained with chain lube.

you have more riding boots than dress shoes.

you have three sets of tools metric ,regular and those goofy british
things.

sunday is set aside for riding instead of watching sports on tv.

when your bike makes a funny ticking noise and you know right away what
it is without even looking.

you don't even flinch when your hit by a bug when riding.

you can tell what bike it is just by hearing the exhaust.

swomeday you would like to find your first bike and restore it.

your bike is worth more than your car or truck.

you shudder when you see some body tighten spokes with a cresent wrench.

the sides of your tires are worn more than the center.

you know how and when to use your front brake.

the only springsteen you know rides flat track.

you wash your parts in old gasoline even though it's about as safe as
sorting out live rattle snakes.

almost nothing on your new bike is stock and almost everything on your
vintage bike is.

when your income tax comes in you start thinking about buying bike
parts.


A biker went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on Harleys. My momma was pregnant with me when she rode on the back of my Daddy's Harley, then as a little boy I rode on the back with my Daddy until I finally got my own Harley. I've been riding a Harley ever since. So yes, I guess I am a real biker."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower, watch TV, eat, whatever, everything seems to make me think of women." Then she got up and left.

The biker was thinking about what just happened when a man sat down next to the biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

If you are flammable and have legs... you are NEVER blocking a fire exit. - Mitch Hedberg

there is a time and a place for speed... and it is not on the highway with heavy traffic

when the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for chuck norris.

Chris: Why do you put your hand on your hip when you ride?
Me: Where else would i put it?
Chris: ON THE HANDLEBAR?!
Me: nah
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