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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 08-03-2006, 09:19 AM Thread Starter
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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband
stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh.. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.




Intrigued, she aske d. "How can you tell them apart?"






He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
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Curb your dogma.
 
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