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always wear clean underwear....

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working
Under your vehicle...From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes
this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping
while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male
legs protruding from under the chassis.

Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants
turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped
forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked
everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the
hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his
forehead.

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