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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 01-23-2003, 02:12 PM Thread Starter
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Another Joke.

Got this off another forum...but thought it was pretty funny.


A young boy went up to his father and asked, "What is the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! I wouldn't pass up an opportunity like that."

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I would just love to do that! I would be nuts to pass up that
opportunity!"

The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back
to his dad.

His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potential and realistic?" The boy replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting on two million dollars, but realistically, we're living
with two sluts."

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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 01-23-2003, 02:21 PM
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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 01-23-2003, 02:40 PM
freaking newbies, man there slow, ha ha ha
 
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Here's a good one I heard in 6th grade...

Jimmy was a little boy who had a brother and a sister. Now Jimmy's siblings were fairly foul mouthed kids, but Jimmy had yet to learn any bad words and his parents wanted to keep it that way. So they told Jimmy's sis and bro that if they ever used a swear in front of him that they would banish them from the house. Anyway it's Thanksgiving and Jimmy is skating down the street with his brother and his brother falls! As he hits the ground he yells "Bitches and bastards!!!" Jimmy says "What does that mean?" Knowing full well that he cannot reveal what those words mean, his brother says that it means "ladies and gentlemen" but suggests that Jimmy not use it quite yet. A few hours later Jimmy is watching his sister file her nails when she breaks one and begins yelling "Cocks and dicks!" Jimmy again asks what she meant by that and her response is "ahh, umm, oh it means hats and coats!" A bit confused but Jimmy heads down to the kitchen to watch his mom cut into the turkey...and her finger by accident. Being in a lot of pain she yells out "Fuck!" only to turn around and see Jimmy standing there. She then quickly explained that fuck means to cut and hurried Jimmy upstairs to check on his father. His father had just finished shaving and was all cut up...while putting on the aftershave his dad made a couple groaning sounds and said "ass!". Jimmy asked what ass meant and his father had to make something up so he said that ass meant face. Just then the doorbell rang...it was some of the guests for dinner. Jimmy ran energetically to open the door and saw several of his relatives outside. With a big smile on his face he said to them "Hello bitches and bastards! May I take you cocks and dicks? My mom's in the kitchen fucking the turkey and my dad's shaving his ass!"
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