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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 08-06-2006, 10:12 AM Thread Starter
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I bought a new car and returned to the dealer the next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

"Watch this!", he said, "Nelson"!

The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!", He continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but

I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Ass Holes!"

Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Barbara Pelosi on tamborine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.

Damn, I LOVE this car!
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 08-06-2006, 10:24 AM
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This country is going to crap , all are wrghts are being taken away , soon your great party of jackasses may come and take your bike away for some bullshit reason ,like there doing a survvey on motorcycles off the road.I think you were saying in your commet, you sway for rep. party.
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 08-06-2006, 10:32 AM Thread Starter
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Relax man it was just a joke..... LEARN TO READ THE TOPIC!

By the way, I actually have no party affiliation.
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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 08-06-2006, 10:47 AM
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 08-06-2006, 01:11 PM
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Relax man it was just a joke..... LEARN TO READ THE TOPIC!

By the way, I actually have no party affiliation.

lol

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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