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post #1 of 19 (permalink) Old 08-07-2006, 10:06 AM Thread Starter
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Best drink ever!

Best Drink Ever

A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few
drinks. While they're sitting
there having a good time together she starts
talking about this really great
new drink. The more she talks about it, the more
excited she gets, and
starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having
one.

After a while he gives in and lets her order the
drink for him. The
bartender brings the drink and puts the following
on the bar -- A
saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime
juice.

The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and
the woman explains, "First
you put a bit of the salt on your
tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and
hold
it in you mouth, and finally you drink the lime
juice."

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please
her, goes for it. He puts
the salt on his tongue--salty but OK. He drinks
the shot of Baileys--
smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks,
"This is OK!" &nb! sp;Finally he
picks up the lime juice and drinks it.

In one second the sharp lime taste hits.... At two
seconds the Baileys
curdles;.... At three seconds the salty curdled
bitter taste hits. This
triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not
wanting to disappoint his
girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink.

When he finally chokes it down he turns to his
girlfriend, and says, "Jesus,
what do you call that drink?"

She smiles widely at him and says, "Blow Job
Revenge!"

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Originally Posted by Hunny
...She smiles widely at him and says, "Blow Job
Revenge!"
Either I dont get the joke or I missed the part where he pours it all over his face.

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Either I dont get the joke or I missed the part where he pours it all over his face.
Yeah, then you're supposed to get up and leave!

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post #5 of 19 (permalink) Old 08-07-2006, 10:16 AM
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Either I dont get the joke or I missed the part where he pours it all over his face.



But it would be more like her pouring it all over his face.

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that is an excellent idea.

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Originally Posted by evltwinn999
Roflmao!!!!
Guys don't get it girl...

Bikes can be replaced...people can't...ride safe!!
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I'd hope not at least...heh


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if its blowjob revenge, that drink should have tasted great, right ladies
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Wait a minute, that shot is neither high in protein nor good for your teeth. I think I'm lost.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hunny
She smiles widely at him and says, "Blow Job
Revenge!"
she better give it too the 25 other guys she blew that night.

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post #12 of 19 (permalink) Old 08-07-2006, 11:18 AM
 
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she better give it too the 25 other guys she blew that night.


we at least give a tap on the back of the head for a warning. where was her warning?
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Either I dont get the joke or I missed the part where he pours it all over his face.
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If we compare the two - Did she pay for dinner, drinks and cover at the clubs as well as cab fare only to tell him no sex but instead..................?

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hell naw .... LOL!

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Wait, wait i get,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, No, no i don't

makes no sense to me.

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I get it, she is getting back at him for not letting her blow him... duh

How do you turn this thing on?
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That is an actual drink as well. It used to be called a Cement Mixer.

http://www.drinksmixer.com/cat/431/

Of course, the salt is a new addition.

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