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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 08-07-2006, 01:50 PM Thread Starter
OBAMA FTW!!!!1!
 
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I think you are the father of one of my kids

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful
blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather
taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her
from.

So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of
one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he as ever
been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you
the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the
pool table with all my buddies watching, while your
partner whipped me with wet celery and then stuck a
carrot up my butt???"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your
son's math teacher."
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 08-07-2006, 01:55 PM
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Ooooooooohhh!!!!
 
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bwahhahahaha!! mao

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post #5 of 8 (permalink) Old 08-07-2006, 02:42 PM
Seriously?
 
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omg!!

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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 08-07-2006, 02:45 PM
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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 08-07-2006, 03:21 PM
Enjoying Life!!
 
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later!!
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Ride Red, DO WORK SON!!
 
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