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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 08-07-2006, 02:41 PM Thread Starter
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the 401-Keg Plan

THOUGHTS ABOUT RETIREMENT...

If you had invested $1000.00 in Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had 16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all that beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice I can give you is to drink heavily and recycle.

I call it the 401-Keg Plan.

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screw that... take your $1000 and invest it in kegs, go to local college parties, $5 a cup, sell 20 cups a keg, $100 for every $60 keg.

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screw that... take your $1000 and invest it in kegs, go to local college parties, $5 a cup, sell 20 cups a keg, $100 for every $60 keg.
Dr. D approves of this investment plan!

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