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State motto's

Alabama Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.

Alaska 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona But It's A Dry Heat.

Arkansas Literacy Ain't Everything.

California By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

Colorado If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

Connecticut Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.

Delaware We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

Florida Ask Us About Our Grandkids.

Georgia We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

Hawaii Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum,Leave
Your Money)

Idaho More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The
Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism

Maine We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's

Michigan First Line Of Defense - From The Canadians

Minnesota 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and
Very Little Else.

Nebraska Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada Hookers and Poker!

New Hampshire Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right

New Mexico Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To
An Attorney...

North Carolina Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma Like The Play, But No Singing

Oregon Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania Cook With Coal

Rhode Island We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually
Surrender Yet

South Dakota Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee The Edyoocashun State

Texas Se Hablo Ingles

Utah Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont Ay, Yep

Virginia Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington We have more rain than you do

West Virginia One Big Happy Family...Really!

Wisconsin Come Cut The Cheese!

Wyoming Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared
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