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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 08-09-2006, 10:21 AM Thread Starter
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$25 per, can't take longer than one hr. I put up with many assholes at work and get less per hour

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"A medical background is not necessary but it helps if you are not familiar with Colon Hydrotherapy."

Just who I want cleaning out my colon
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"A medical background is not necessary but it helps if you are not familiar with Colon Hydrotherapy."

Just who I want cleaning out my colon
i can see applicants taking the job having no idea what it involves.

so wait you want me to stick this where? and people come in here because they enjoy this? you know the last time I had somebody stick something in my ass I certaintly didn't tip the person

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turn the bars left and go right; that just isn't right
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i can see applicants taking the job having no idea what it involves.

so wait you want me to stick this where? and people come in here because they enjoy this? you know the last time I had somebody stick something in my ass I certaintly didn't tip the person

Plus 1, then my doc said look no-hands and I was like WTF
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