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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 08-09-2006, 01:39 PM Thread Starter
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Helicopter ride!

MORRIS AND HIS WIFE, ESTHER WENT TO
THE STATE FAIR EVERY YEAR
EVERY YEAR, MORRIS WOULD SAY,
"ESTHER, I'D LIKE TO RIDE IN THAT
HELICOPTER." ESTHER ALWAYS REPLIED,
I KNOW MORRIS, BUT THAT HELICOPTER RIDE
IS 50 DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS."
A FEW YEARS LATER, ESTHER AND MORRIS WENT TO THE FAIR.
MORRIS SAID, "ESTHER, I'M 85 YEARS OLD.
IF I DON'T RIDE THAT HELICOPTER NOW,
I MIGHT NEVER GET ANOTHER CHANCE."
ESTHER REPLIED, "MORRIS,THAT HELICOPTER IS 50 DOLLARS AND $50 DOLLARSIS 50 DOLLARS."
THE PILOT OVERHEARD THE COUPLE. HE SAID,
"FOLKS, I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL I'LL TAKE THE BOTH OF YOU FOR A RIDE.
IF YOU CAN STAY QUIET FOR THE ENTIRE RIDE AND NOT SAY A WORD,
I WON'T CHARGE YOU! BUT IF YOU SAY ONE WORD,
IT'S 50 DOLLARS."MORRIS AND ESTHER AGREED --- AND UP THEY WENT.
THE PILOT DID ALL KINDS OF FANCY MANOEUVRES.
BUT NOT A WORD WAS HEARD.
HE DID HIS DAREDEVIL TRICKS OVER AND OVER AGAIN,BUT STILL NOT A WORD. WHEN THEY LANDED, THE PILOT TURNED TO MORRIS.
HE SAID, "BY GOLLY, I DID EVERYTHING I COULD TO GET YOU
TO YELL OUT, BUT YOU DIDN'T. I'M IMPRESSED!"
MORRIS REPLIED, "WELL, I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING
WHEN ESTHER FELL OUT,BUT 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS."

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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 08-09-2006, 01:54 PM
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