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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 08-10-2006, 12:41 PM Thread Starter
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The Broken Window

A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.....Of
course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the
window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to
go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy
drive is going to cost us."

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A
warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw
the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken
antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.

A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my
window?" "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband
replied.

"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I ! want to thank you. You
see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand
years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three
wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep
the last one for myself."

"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and
blurted out,

"I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No
problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do.
And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"

"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd
like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country
in the world," she said. "Consider it done," the genie said. "And
your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural
disasters!"

"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"

"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a
woman in more than a thousand years, ! my wish is to have sex with
your wife."

The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we
both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're
right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but
what about you, honey?" "You know I love you sweetheart," said the
husband. "I'd do the same for you!"

So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of
the afternoon enjoying each other.

After about three hours, the genie rolled over and looked
directly into her eyes and asked

"How old are you and your husband?"

"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.

"No Kidding. Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in
genies?"

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