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post #1 of 20 (permalink) Old 08-22-2006, 11:54 AM Thread Starter
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What would you do?

Ok here is the situation:

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.
Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it.
Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
If you do not know, see answer below.

































Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round!

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good one

I was going to say kangaroos don't gallop they hop...

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But I like the merry-go-round? Half my wardrobe is from there?

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Originally Posted by Bug
But I like the merry-go-round? Half my wardrobe is from there?
the other half? Chess King.

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the other half? Chess King.
Get out of my closet !! And no, it is a split with Oak Tree as well

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Originally Posted by Chills
good one

I was going to say kangaroos don't gallop they hop...
+1

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post #16 of 20 (permalink) Old 08-22-2006, 02:25 PM
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Get out of my closet !! and into my car



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Who are you, Billy Ocean???


"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming WOW, what a RIDE !!"
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the other half? Chess King.
LOL!!!!

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that was good, i was expecting, get off the acid

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