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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-24-2006, 03:02 PM Thread Starter
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Go Git Cha Momma

A redneck family from lower Alabama was visiting the city and
they were in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father
and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed
by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver
walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The
boy asked,
"Paw, what's at?" The father (never having seen an elevator)
responded,
"Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that in my
entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular number above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said
quietly to his son





"Boy..................go git cha Momma............... "

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post #2 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-24-2006, 03:03 PM
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later!!
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post #3 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-24-2006, 03:08 PM
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Nice!

"When in doubt, use full throttle. It may not improve your situation, but it will end the suspense."
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post #4 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-24-2006, 03:10 PM
OBAMA FTW!!!!1!
 
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post #5 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-24-2006, 10:06 PM
Ooooooooohhh!!!!
 
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post #6 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-24-2006, 10:14 PM
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Ride smart... stupid hurts.

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post #7 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-24-2006, 10:17 PM
1 piece at a time
 
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post #8 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-24-2006, 10:43 PM
Hot-Wire Her With A Pin
 
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post #9 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-25-2006, 09:33 AM
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A redneck family from lower Alabama
oh ok, I see how it is...

LOL!

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post #10 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-25-2006, 09:37 AM Thread Starter
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oh ok, I see how it is...

LOL!
I thought you'd like that, Ron.

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post #11 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-25-2006, 09:43 AM
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oh ok, I see how it is...

LOL!
In your case its.....go gittcha sister.

"When in doubt, use full throttle. It may not improve your situation, but it will end the suspense."
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post #12 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-25-2006, 09:44 AM
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post #13 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-25-2006, 09:50 AM Thread Starter
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Rep to Kegger, ZING!!

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post #14 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-25-2006, 09:50 AM
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This one's a classic

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