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Psychological Fact (that speaks volumes on the
underestimation of the effects of estrogen)

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that
the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending
on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is
ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to prefer a
man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while
he is on fire.
Further studies in this area have been canceled


INDIANS DON'T USE SADDLES!

A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when
her car broke down.
An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a
nearby town.She climbed up behind him on the horse and then rode off.
The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would
let out a "Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a" so loud that it echoed from the surrounding
hills.
When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station,
yelled one final "Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!" and rode off.
"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service-station
attendant. "nothing," the woman answered.
"I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and
held onto the "saddle horn" so I wouldn't fall off."
"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't use saddles."


if it feels good....DO IT!!!
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what doesn't kill you makes you stronger....and it's usually pretty damn fun too

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