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I am going to live to 100 or better

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Let the leg humping begin..

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is that natural on the left and fake on the right?

somebody call EMR for a detailed in depth analysis
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whoa! I defy you to find a flaw in either of them!!
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pheeeew!!! well, i'll be back tomorrow for my 30 minute workout...
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Saw this in the news a while back and told the wife about it. Who needs a medical plan when she's got the life-prolonging goods?

Good thing she didn't see the MythBusters-type show (a British show broadcast on cable here in the States; I forget the name but it's something like Geniuses). They had twin brothers do the test -- one had a strenuous 30 minute workout routine while the other sat in a Lazy Boy staring at two topless women. Guess which one was smiling? But all the monitoring equipment hooked up to each guy indicated that the workout and the staring were not comparable.

Oh well. Back to my 30 minute workout. Scroll up and stare. Heck, I'm feeling so energetic today, I may even do a 45 minute 'workout.' I'll be fit in no time.
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good article.

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Finally ... justification for porn! Wish I woulda had this ammo the day my stash was found many moons ago
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whoa! I defy you to find a flaw in either of them!!

second that motion!!!

they don't know it but We are having a threesome right now!!!!!!
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Just completed another workout.

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me to...i can feel the years just adding on
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http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.htm

I'm still gonna keep looking :P

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Good for another 30 minutes.

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I'm still gonna keep looking :P
Why do you have to spool my fun workout?

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