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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-30-2003, 08:30 AM Thread Starter
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Talking Todays Funny!!

A PHONE CALL FROM DADDY
Hi honey, this is Daddy... Is your Mummy near the
phone?"

"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with
Uncle Frank."
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't
got an Uncle Frank, honey!"

"Oh yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom
with Mummy right now."

"Uh, Okay, then.....here's what I want you to do.
Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mummy and Uncle Frank that Daddy's car just pulled up outside the house."

"Okay, Daddy!"

A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.
"Well, I did what you said, Daddy."

"And what happened?" he asks.

"Well, Mummy got all scared, jumped out of bed
with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and fell down the stairs and she's not moving any more.

"Oh no...and what about Uncle Frank?"

"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too,and
he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool.... but he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and he's not moving either."

**** long pause***

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??? Is
this 579 - 4723

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A man takes his wife to the State Fair and one of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls. They come up to the first pen and there is a sign that says,"This Bull mated 50 times last year." The wife pokes her husband in the ribs and says, "He mated 50 times last year."

They walked a little further and see another pen with a sign that says, "This Bull mated 120 times last year." The wife hits her husband and says "That's more than twice a week !!! You could learn a lot from him." They walk further and a third pen has a Bull with a sign saying, "This Bull mated 365 times last year." The wife gets really excited and says, "That's once a day. You could
REALLY learn something from this one." The husband looks at her and says, "Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow."

After nine surgeries and six years of therapy, the husband is now able to talk.
It is hoped that someday he will walk again.

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Very Good!

Yeah i think my wife would do the same to me if i made the comment as well!

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I'm into visual humor. This just hit my desk.

There is nothing firm, nothing balanced, nothing durable in all the universe. Nothing remains in its original state, each day, each hour, each moment, there is change. Change is the essence of life. Embrace change as you do life. To fight change is to live in the past.
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And 1 step behind Kimmy

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