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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 08-30-2006, 05:28 PM Thread Starter
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Afraid to I.D. sexual aid in earshot of mother, man tells guards itís a bomb

CHICAGO - Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.

Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.

When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.

He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.

He's been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office.

Amin faces up to three years in prison if convicted.
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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 08-30-2006, 05:31 PM
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IF convicted, he'll get "pumped" for free.

Great Quote - One would think that the Secret Service was smart enough to get serviced secretly.

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I saw the title and thought you were talking about my ex. LOL
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What an idiot! So this dude has to come up with a lie and the first thing he thinks of is "ack alalallalala, eez a bomb!" Moron.

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Originally Posted by Chills
"ack alalallalala, eez a bomb!" Moron.


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From what I read in other sources he tried to silently mouth it to the guard that it was "pump". She misheard him and shit hit the fan. Stand in front of a mirror, try pronouncing "pump" quietly and watch your mouth. That's an easy mistake to make.
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Originally Posted by manuelohere
"I swear baby, its not mine."
And here is your book titled 'My Swedish Penis Pump & Me'

"I swear baby, its not mine."

And here is your receipt for the purchase of the Swedish Penis Pump

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Austin Powers: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.

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