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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 09-01-2006, 02:24 PM Thread Starter
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Nightclubs ***WARNING***

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be
alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in
bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female
sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go
home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few
units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men
will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women to
whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly
what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that
"something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are
swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a
relationship."

In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the
unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment
referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after
beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to
this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support
groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with
similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up
Golf Courses" in the phone book.

For a video to see how beer works click here:
Beer Demo http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 09-01-2006, 02:58 PM
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later!!
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