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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 09-06-2006, 10:39 AM Thread Starter
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Bears / Packers fan...

One foggy night, a Bears fan was heading north from Chicago and a
Packers fan was driving south from Wisconsin. While crossing a narrow
bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.

The Packers fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage.
He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!"
Likewise, the Bears fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling
fortunate to have survived.

The Packers fan walks over to the Bears fan and says, "Hey, man, I
think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live
friends instead of being rivals."

The Bears fan thinks for a moment and sa ys, "You know, you're right"

The Bears fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged
bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Packers fan, "I think this is
another sign we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Packers
fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle,
the Packers fan hands it back to the Bears fan and says, "Your turn!"

The Bears fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle,

throws the bottle over the bridge into the river and says,

"Nah, I think I'll just wait on the cops to show up."

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Bears fans are clever.

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